Zombies

21 08 2008

I have to say it, I love anything and everything having to do with Zombies.  I want to watch every zombie movie ever made.  I will tell you that I fell asleep to Dawn of the Dead for 2 months straight.  Every night I watched that movie, and every morning I woke up to the opening menu.  I never slept so well in my life.  I would be perfectly fine in a zombie apocalypse.  Granted, I don’t own an arsenal of weapons like several of my friends (although my girlfriend does).  I would be the person who was the most well rested.  Rest is important, it lets you think clearly.  I would be the ingenious person who has the great idea that saves everyones life, or the person with the razor sharp wit that keeps everyone entertained and cheery when people are dying left and right.  I would be Shawn.  I would want a pint in somewhere familiar and secure.  I would want a drink in the Argentinian restaraunt on Calle Melindez y Pelayo in Sevilla, Spain.  The entire front and side are windows, which would allow me to see anything coming at me clearly.  They serve Paulaner beer, my favorite beer to drink when I am enjoying myself (something I could see myself doing in a zombie apocalypse).  Now, hopping on a plane might be hard to do in this type of event, because it might possibly be shot down. Of course, that is what I would do if I were the government and some plane is coming from overseas.  I would notify it, then I would shoot it.  I dont want zombies coming into my country.  We are zombie free.  Keep your zombies over there.  Thank you for not sharing your mutant zombie virus; thank you for not biting me with your supernatural zombie bite.  Thank you for not bringing your undead population into my country.  Then again, isnt the air pretty much the safest place for someone to be in the event of a zombie outbreak?  It is if you are someone important.  Zombies cannot fly.  They cannot opperate heavy machinery.  Just watching a zombie attempt to opperate anything more complicated than an open door is just funny.  Sometimes, shutting a door is all you have to do to avoid a zombie.  Shut the door, and don’t speak.  I want to put on a zombie movie now.  LOL ask my girlfriend how much I talk about zombies.  Its rediculous.

Next up on the zombie movie list:

Zombie Strippers, Zombies on Weed, Flight of the Dead, and Bio-Zombie